0m:

You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.


this kid’s got the world figured out
hellonik:

spermat0zoon:

joshuwaa:

the-girl-who-laughed:


A well-tailored tux is to women what lingerie is to men.

Amen.

But a man in lingerie though, js.

A man wearing lingerie under a well-tailored tux though.

welcome to tumblr.

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

My dad: So i want to see Star Trek

My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it

My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes 

Breathe. You’re going to be okay. Breathe and remember that you’ve been in this place before. You’ve been this uncomfortable and anxious and scared, and you’ve survived. Breathe and know that you can survive this too. These feelings can’t break you. They’re painful and debilitating, but you can sit with them and eventually, they will pass. Maybe not immediately, but sometime soon, they are going to fade and when they do, you’ll look back at this moment and laugh for having doubted your resilience. I know it feels unbearable right now, but keep breathing, again and again. This will pass. I promise it will pass.
— Daniell Koepke (via perfect)
thenimbus:

do you ever feellike a plastic bag

muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police